Besucherrekord!

400, also 800 Augen!

In New Orleans dwelled a young Creole
Who, when asked if her hair was all reole,
Replied with a shrug,
'Just give it a tug
And decide by the way that I squeole.'

[to dwell = leben, wohnen]
[reole -> real]
[shrug = Schulterzucken]
[squeole -> to squeal = quieken]
[to give sth. a tug = mal dran ziehen]

Nymphomaniacal Jill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.


[erstes Wort etwas schwierig zu betonen: nYmphomanIacal, wobei das 'i' ei gesprochen wird]

There was a young man of Ghent
Whose tool was so long that it bent;
To save himself trouble,
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, he went.

[to bend = hier: dass es abknickte, verbog^^]

I know of a fortunate Hindu
who is sought in the towns that he's been to
By the ladies he knows,
Who are thrilled to the toes
By the tricks he can make his foreskin do.

There was a young fellow in Maine
Who courted a girl all in vain;
She cussed when he kissed her
So he slept with her sister -
Again and again and again.


[to court = den Hof machen]
[in vain = vergeblich]
[to cuss = schimpfen, fluchen]